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11.06.2025 04:47

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This Demonized Carb Is Actually Great for Longevity, According to a Doctor and RD - Yahoo
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Still no good
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
share office space ...
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?